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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds.
-- Ad for the new VW Corrado
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From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back.
That is the point that must be reached.
-- F. Kafka
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From Italian tourist guide:
"Non stop trains to Roma Termini Station leave from 7.38
a.m. to 10.08 p.m., hourly."
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From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
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From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
-- Bertolt Brecht
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From the crystal swirling waters,
Of the Rio Amazon,
To the sacred halls of Bayonne,
Where we stand pajamas on. (It's the only thing that rhymes.)
From ev'ry hallowed venue,
Ev'ry forest, mount and vale,
Your butt is on the menu
And the check is in the mail.
-- The Piranha Club Anthem, to the tune of "De Camptown Races"
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From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was
convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx
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From the pages of Open Systems Today - October 13, 1994 ..........
"The International Standards Organization (ISO) and the
International Electrotechnical Commission (IEC) designated
October 14 as World Standards Day to recognize those
volunteers who have worked hard to define international
standards.......The United States celebrated World Standards
Day on October 11; Finland celebrated on October 13; and
Italy celebrated on October 18."
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From too much love of living,
From hope and fear set free,
We thank with brief thanksgiving,
Whatever gods may be,
That no life lives forever,
That dead men rise up never,
That even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea.