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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1761 of 2182

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1762 of 2182

From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds.
                -- Ad for the new VW Corrado
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1763 of 2182

From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back.
That is the point that must be reached.
                -- F. Kafka
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1764 of 2182

From Italian tourist guide:

        "Non stop trains to Roma Termini Station leave from 7.38
        a.m. to 10.08 p.m., hourly."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1765 of 2182

From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1766 of 2182

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
                -- Bertolt Brecht
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1767 of 2182

From the crystal swirling waters,
Of the Rio Amazon,
To the sacred halls of Bayonne,
Where we stand pajamas on.      (It's the only thing that rhymes.)
From ev'ry hallowed venue,
Ev'ry forest, mount and vale,
Your butt is on the menu
And the check is in the mail.
                -- The Piranha Club Anthem, to the tune of "De Camptown Races"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1768 of 2182

From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was
convulsed with laughter.  Some day I intend reading it.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1769 of 2182

From the pages of Open Systems Today - October 13, 1994 ..........

       "The International Standards Organization (ISO) and the
       International Electrotechnical Commission (IEC) designated
       October 14 as World Standards Day to recognize those
       volunteers who have worked hard to define international
       standards.......The United States celebrated World Standards
       Day on October 11; Finland celebrated on October 13; and
       Italy celebrated on October 18."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1770 of 2182

From too much love of living,
From hope and fear set free,
We thank with brief thanksgiving,
Whatever gods may be,
That no life lives forever,
That dead men rise up never,
That even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea.
                -- Swinburne
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