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Fortune: 1781 - 1790 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1781 of 2182

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
                -- H.H. Williams
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1782 of 2182

Furthermore, if we send something by car, it's a shipment...
but if we send it by ship, it's cargo.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1783 of 2182

Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1784 of 2182

Future will arrive by its own means.  Progress not so.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1785 of 2182

Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
                -- Joseph Stalin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1786 of 2182

Galbraith's Law of Human Nature:
        Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that
there is no need to do so, almost everybody gets busy on the proof.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1787 of 2182

Garbage In - Gospel Out.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1788 of 2182

Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on
our heads tomorrow.  But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!!
                -- Adventures of Asterix
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1789 of 2182

Gay shlafen:  Yiddish for "go to sleep".

Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the
harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?  Listen to the difference:
        "Go to sleep, you little wretch!" ... "Gay shlafen, darling."
Obvious, isn't it?
        Clearly the best thing you can do for you children is to start
speaking Yiddish right now and never speak another word of English as
long as you live.  This will, of course, entail teaching Yiddish to all
your friends, business associates, the people at the supermarket, and
so on, but that's just the point.  It has to start with committed
individuals and then grow....
        Some minor adjustments will have to be made, of course: those
signs written in what look like Yiddish letters won't be funny when
everything is written in Yiddish.  And we'll have to start driving on
the left side of the road so we won't be reading the street signs
backwards.  But is that too high a price to pay for world peace?
I think not, my friend, I think not.
                -- Arthur Naiman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1790 of 2182

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
        A day to take the initiative.  Put the garbage out, for
        instance, and pick up the stuff at the dry cleaners.  Watch
        the mail carefully, although there won't be anything good
        in it today, either.
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