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GEMINI (May 21 to Jun. 20)
        Good news and bad news highlighted.  Enjoy the good news while you
        can; the bad news will make you forget it.  You will enjoy praise
        and respect from those around you; everybody loves a sucker.  A short
        trip is in the stars, possibly to the men's room.
 
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GENDERPLEX:
        The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
        determine his or her designated restroom (e.g. turtles and tortoises).
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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genderplex, n:
        The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
        determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and
        tortoises).
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
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GENEALOGY:
        An account of one's descent from an ancestor
        who did not particularly care to trace his own.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
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General notions are generally wrong.
                -- Lady M.W. Montagu
 
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Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
                -- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645
 
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Generic Fortune.
 
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Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1799 of 2182

Genetics explains why you look like your father,
and if you don't, why you should.
 
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GENIUS:
        A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with bright.
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