Freebsd Fortunes 3

GENDERPLEX:
        The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
        determine his or her designated restroom (e.g. turtles and tortoises).
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

genderplex, n:
        The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
        determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and
        tortoises).
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

GENEALOGY:
        An account of one's descent from an ancestor
        who did not particularly care to trace his own.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

General notions are generally wrong.
                -- Lady M.W. Montagu

Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
                -- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645

Generic Fortune.

Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.

Genetics explains why you look like your father,
and if you don't, why you should.

GENIUS:
        A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with bright.

GENIUS:
        Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right
        time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying
        all the right things to all the right people.