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Fortune: 1851 - 1860 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1851 of 2182

Given sufficient time, what you put
off doing today will get done by itself.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1852 of 2182

Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd
rather lie around.  No contest.
                -- Eric Clapton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1853 of 2182

Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and
car keys to teenage boys.
                -- P. J. O'Rourke
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1854 of 2182

Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Eden:  Languages
whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful.  The LISP machine now permits
LISP programmers to abandon bra and fig-leaf.
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1855 of 2182

GLEEMITES:
        Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1856 of 2182

Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability:
        Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the
        probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting
        some useful work done.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1857 of 2182

Gloffing is a state of mine.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1858 of 2182

Glogg (a traditional Scandinavian holiday drink):
        fifth of dry red wine
        fifth of Aquavit
        1 and 1/2 inch piece of cinnamon
        10 cardamom seeds
        1 cup raisins
        4 dried figs
        1 cup blanched or flaked almonds
        a few pieces of dried orange peel
        5 cloves
        1/2 lb. sugar cubes
        Heat up the wine and hard stuff (which may be substituted with wine
for the faint of heart) in a big pot after adding all the other stuff EXCEPT
the sugar cubes.  Just when it reaches boiling, put the sugar in a wire
strainer, moisten it in the hot brew, lift it out and ignite it with a match.
Dip the sugar several times in the liquid until it is all dissolved.  Serve
hot in cups with a few raisins and almonds in each cup.
        N.B. Aquavit may be hard to find and expensive to boot.  Use it only
if you really have a deep-seated desire to be fussy, or if you are of Swedish
extraction.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1859 of 2182

Go ahead... make my day.
                -- Dirty Harry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1860 of 2182

Go ahead, make my day.
                -- Harry Callahan
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