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Fortune: 1871 - 1880 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

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Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...
                -- Wally Shawn
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1872 of 2182

GOD:
        Darwin's chief rival.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1873 of 2182

God created a few perfect heads.
The rest he covered with hair.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1874 of 2182

God created woman.
And boredom did indeed cease from that moment --
but many other things ceased as well.
Woman was God's second mistake.
                -- Nietzsche
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1875 of 2182

God did not create the world in 7 days; He screwed
around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1876 of 2182

God gave man two ears and one tongue so
that we listen twice as much as we speak.
                -- Arab proverb
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1877 of 2182

God gives burdens; also shoulders.

        Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech
at the end of the 1980 election.  At least he said it was a Jewish
saying; I can't find it anywhere.  I'm sure he's telling the truth
though; why would he lie about a thing like that?
                -- Arthur Naiman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1878 of 2182

God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1879 of 2182

God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to
change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1880 of 2182

God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little...
The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty [...] I do
not mean to say that a dollar a day is enough to support a workingman...
not enough to support a man and five children if he insists on smoking
and drinking beer.  But the man who cannot live on bread and water is
not fit to live!  A family may live on good bread and water in the
morning, water and bread at midday, and good bread and water at night!
                -- Rev. Henry Ward Beecher
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