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Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you
will pay only the station-to-station rate.
                -- Howard Kandel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  192 of 2182

Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls...
if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  193 of 2182

Ask not what's inside your head, but what your head's inside of.
                -- J.J. Gibson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  194 of 2182

Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
                -- John Stuart Mill
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  195 of 2182

Asked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team, she
said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to that effect, and then turned and
released a squirt of tobacco juice from the wad of rum soaked plug in her
right cheek.  She chewed a rare brand of plug called Stuff It, which she
learned to chew when she was playing Nicaraguan summer ball.  She told the
writers, "They were so mean to me down there you couldn't write it in your
newspaper.  I took a gun everywhere I went, even to bed.  *Especially* to
bed.  Guys were after me like you can't believe.  That's when I started
chewing tobacco -- because no matter how bad anybody treats you, it's not
as bad as this.  This is the worst chew in the world.  After this,
everything else is peaches and cream."  The writers elected Gentleman Jim,
the Sparrow's P.R. guy, to bite off a chunk and tell them how it tasted,
and as he sat and chewed it tears ran down his old sunburnt cheeks and he
couldn't talk for a while. Then he whispered, "You've been chewing this for
two years?  God, I had no idea it was so hard to be a woman."
                -- Garrison Keillor
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  196 of 2182

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a
lamp-post how it feels about dogs.
                -- Christopher Hampton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  197 of 2182

Assembly language experience is [important] for the maturity
and understanding of how computers work that it provides.
                -- D. Gries
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  198 of 2182

Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.  Run
with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened.  Keep
the company of bums and you will become a bum.  Hang around with rich people
and you will end by picking up the check and dying broke.
                -- Stanley Walker
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  199 of 2182

Astrology... just a bunch of Taurus.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  200 of 2182

Asynchronous inputs are at the root of our race problems.
                -- D. Winker and F. Prosser
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