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Fortune: 1901 - 1910 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1901 of 2182

God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1902 of 2182

God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean.
                -- Albert Einstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1903 of 2182

God must have loved calories, she made so many of them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1904 of 2182

God must love the common man; He made so many of them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1905 of 2182

God rest ye CS students now,            The bearings on the drum are gone,
Let nothing you dismay.                 The disk is wobbling, too.
The VAX is down and won't be up,        We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol
Until the first of May.                 Can't tell false from true.
The program that was due this morn,     And now we find that we can't get
Won't be postponed, they say.           At Berkeley's 4.2.
(chorus)                                (chorus)

We've just received a call from DEC,    And now some cheery news for you,
They'll send without delay              The network's also dead,
A monitor called RSuX                   We'll have to print your files on
It takes nine hundred K.                The line printer instead.
The staff committed suicide,            The turnaround time's nineteen weeks.
We'll bury them today.                  And only cards are read.
(chorus)                                (chorus)

And now we'd like to say to you         CHORUS: Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
Before we go away,                              Comfort and joy,
We hope the news we've brought to you           Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.
Won't ruin your whole day.
You've got another program due, tomorrow, by the way.
(chorus)
                -- to God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1906 of 2182

God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday,
and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
                -- William Bragg
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1907 of 2182

God said it, I believe it and that's all there is to it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1908 of 2182

God save us from a bad neighbor and a beginner on the fiddle.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1909 of 2182

God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects
to receive it.
                -- Austin O'Malley
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1910 of 2182

God votes Republican.
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