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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1961 of 2182

Government's Law:
        There is an exception to all laws.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1962 of 2182

Governor Tarkin.  I should have expected to find you holding Vader's
leash.  I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
board.
                -- Princess Leia Organa
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1963 of 2182

Grabel's Law:
        2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1964 of 2182

Graduate life -- it's not just a job, it's an indenture.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1965 of 2182

Graduate students and most professors are
no smarter than undergrads.  They're just older.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1966 of 2182

Grand Master Turing once dreamed that he was a machine.  When he awoke
he exclaimed:
        "I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine,
        or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!"
                -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1967 of 2182

Grandpa Charnock's Law:
        You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

        [I thought it was when your kids learned to drive.  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1968 of 2182

Graphics blind the eyes.
Audio files deafen the ear.
Mouse clicks numb the fingers.
Heuristics weaken the mind.
Options wither the heart.

The Guru observes the net
but trusts his inner vision.
He allows things to come and go.
His heart is as open as the ether.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1969 of 2182

GRASSHOPPOTAMUS:
        A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1970 of 2182

Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.
                -- Joseph Alsop
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