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Fortune: 1981 - 1990 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1981 of 2182

Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1982 of 2182

Green light in A.M. for new projects.
Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1983 of 2182

Green's Law of Debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1984 of 2182

Grelb's Reminder:
        Eighty percent of all people consider
        themselves to be above average drivers.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1985 of 2182

grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1986 of 2182

Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full
value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1987 of 2182

Griffin's Thought:
        When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1988 of 2182

Grig (the navigator):
        ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space
        armada.
Alex (the gunner):
        What?!?
Grig:   I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against
        overwhelming odds.
Alex:   It'll be a slaughter!
Grig:   That's the spirit!
                -- The Last Starfighter
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1989 of 2182

Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity:
        At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1990 of 2182

Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the
groundhog came out of its hole, it was killed by a mudslide.
                -- Johnny Carson
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