|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1981 of 2182|
Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1982 of 2182|
Green light in A.M. for new projects.
Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1983 of 2182|
Green's Law of Debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1984 of 2182|
Eighty percent of all people consider
themselves to be above average drivers.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1985 of 2182|
grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1986 of 2182|
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full
value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1987 of 2182|
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1988 of 2182|
Grig (the navigator):
... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space
Alex (the gunner):
Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against
Alex: It'll be a slaughter!
Grig: That's the spirit!
-- The Last Starfighter
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1989 of 2182|
Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity:
At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1990 of 2182|
Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the
groundhog came out of its hole, it was killed by a mudslide.
-- Johnny Carson