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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2011 of 2182

Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2012 of 2182

"Had he and I but met
By some old ancient inn,                But ranged as infantry,
We should have sat us down to wet       And staring face to face,
Right many a nipperkin!                 I shot at him as he at me,
                                        And killed him in his place.
I shot him dead because --
Because he was my foe,                  He thought he'd 'list, perhaps,
Just so: my foe of course he was;       Off-hand-like -- just as I --
That's clear enough; although           Was out of work -- had sold his traps
                                        No other reason why.
Yes; quaint and curious war is!
You shoot a fellow down
You'd treat, if met where any bar is
Or help to half-a-crown."
                -- Thomas Hardy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2013 of 2182

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some
useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
                -- Alfonso the Wise

        [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
         referring to operating system initialization.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2014 of 2182

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have
fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2015 of 2182

Hail to the sun god
He's such a fun god
Ra! Ra! Ra!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2016 of 2182

Hailing frequencies open, Captain.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2017 of 2182

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?  And hain't that
a big enough majority in any town?
                -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2018 of 2182

Hale Mail Rule, The:
        When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least
        one of the following:
                        (a) A pen or pencil or typewriter.
                        (b) Stationery.
                        (c) Postage stamp.
                        (d) The letter you are answering.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2019 of 2182

Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be.
But half the bee has got to be, vis-a-vis its entity.  See?
But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2020 of 2182

Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)
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