Freebsd Fortunes 3
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Fortune: 2151 - 2160 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

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He thought he saw an albatross
That fluttered 'round the lamp.
He looked again and saw it was
A penny postage stamp.
"You'd best be getting home," he said,
"The nights are rather damp."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2152 of 2182

He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than
three hundred years ago. "What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked.
In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by
slashing his abdomen with a knife.  Just as the pupil was about to comply,
the Master stayed his hand, saying, "That is the 'Body of a rock'."
                -- Eric Van Lustbader
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2153 of 2182

[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had
a complete set.
                -- Ring Lardner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2154 of 2182

He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2155 of 2182

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land.  He loved it so much he
made a woman out of dirt and married her.  But when he kissed her, she
disintegrated.  Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to
dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them.  At his hanging, he
told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven -- with a gun."
                -- Jack Handey
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2156 of 2182

He was part of my dream, of course --
but then I was part of his dream too.
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2157 of 2182

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2158 of 2182

He was the sort of person whose personality
would be greatly improved by a terminal illness.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2159 of 2182

He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2160 of 2182

He who attacks the fundamentals of the American
broadcasting industry attacks democracy itself.
                -- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS
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