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Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers.
                -- Tom Lehrer
 
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Baseball is a skilled game.  It's America's game -- it, and high taxes.
                -- Will Rogers
 
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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think
Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?

        (1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
        (2) Advising the President.
        (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
                -- David Letterman
 
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BASIC:
        A programming language.  Related to certain social diseases
        in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
 
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Basic Definitions of Science:
        If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
        If it stinks, it's chemistry.
        If it doesn't work, it's physics.
 
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Basic is a high level languish.
 
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BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing.
                -- Seymour Papert
 
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Basically my wife was immature.  I'd be at home in the bath and she'd
come in and sink my boats.
                -- Woody Allen
 
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Batteries not included.
 
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Battle, n:
        A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that
        will not yield to the tongue.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
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