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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  31 of 2182

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look
stupid.
                -- Hedy Lamarr
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  32 of 2182

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  33 of 2182

Any given program will expand to fill available memory.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  34 of 2182

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche --
a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea.  For instance, my
grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off the
fence."  I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly
true.
                -- Solomon Short
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  35 of 2182

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  36 of 2182

Any man can work when every stroke of his hand brings down the fruit
rattling from the tree to the ground; but to labor in season and out
of season, under every discouragement, by the power of truth -- that
requires a heroism which is transcendent.
                -- Henry Ward Beecher
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  37 of 2182

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
                -- Leo Rosten, on W.C. Fields
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  38 of 2182

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be
liable to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall
be deemed to be a cat.
                -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  39 of 2182

"Any news from the President on a successor?" he asked hopefully.
"None," Anita replied.  "She's having great difficulty finding someone
qualified who is willing to accept the post."
        "Then I stay," said Dr. Fresh.  "I'm not good for much, but I
can at least make a decision."
        "Somewhere," he grumphed, "there must be a naive, opportunistic
young welp with a masochistic streak who would like to run the most
up-and-down bureaucracy in the history of mankind."
                -- R.L. Forward, "Flight of the Dragonfly"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  40 of 2182

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
                -- Sydney Harris
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