Freebsd Fortunes 3

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look
stupid.
                -- Hedy Lamarr

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Any given program will expand to fill available memory.

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche --
a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea.  For instance, my
grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off the
fence."  I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly
true.
                -- Solomon Short

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

Any man can work when every stroke of his hand brings down the fruit
rattling from the tree to the ground; but to labor in season and out
of season, under every discouragement, by the power of truth -- that
requires a heroism which is transcendent.
                -- Henry Ward Beecher

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
                -- Leo Rosten, on W.C. Fields

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be
liable to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall
be deemed to be a cat.
                -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

"Any news from the President on a successor?" he asked hopefully.
"None," Anita replied.  "She's having great difficulty finding someone
qualified who is willing to accept the post."
        "Then I stay," said Dr. Fresh.  "I'm not good for much, but I
can at least make a decision."
        "Somewhere," he grumphed, "there must be a naive, opportunistic
young welp with a masochistic streak who would like to run the most
up-and-down bureaucracy in the history of mankind."
                -- R.L. Forward, "Flight of the Dragonfly"

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
                -- Sydney Harris