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Billy:  Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
        generation to generation?
Mom:    Yes?
Billy:  Well, this generation dropped it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  402 of 2182

Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise,
and you'll be Gary, Indiana.
                -- Jessie, "Greaser's Palace"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  403 of 2182

Bing's Rule:
        Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  404 of 2182

Biology grows on you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  405 of 2182

Biology is the only science in which
multiplication means the same thing as division.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  406 of 2182

Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
                -- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  407 of 2182

Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  408 of 2182

birth, n:
        The first and direst of all disasters.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  409 of 2182

Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  410 of 2182

Bistromathics is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the
behavior of numbers.  Just as Einstein observed that space was not an
absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in space, and that
time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in
time, so it is now realized that numbers are not absolute, but depend
on the observer's movement in restaurants.
                -- Douglas Adams
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