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Biology is the only science in which
multiplication means the same thing as division.
 
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Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
                -- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"
 
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Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
 
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birth, n:
        The first and direst of all disasters.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
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Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
 
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Bistromathics is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the
behavior of numbers.  Just as Einstein observed that space was not an
absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in space, and that
time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in
time, so it is now realized that numbers are not absolute, but depend
on the observer's movement in restaurants.
                -- Douglas Adams
 
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bit, n:
        A unit of measure applied to color.  Twenty-four-bit color
        refers to expensive $3 color as opposed to the cheaper 25
        cent, or two-bit, color that use to be available a few years
        ago.
 
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Bit off more than my mind could chew,
Shower or suicide, what do I do?
                -- Julie Brown, "Will I Make it Through the Eighties?"
 
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Biz is better.
 
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Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
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