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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  411 of 2182

bit, n:
        A unit of measure applied to color.  Twenty-four-bit color
        refers to expensive $3 color as opposed to the cheaper 25
        cent, or two-bit, color that use to be available a few years
        ago.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  412 of 2182

Bit off more than my mind could chew,
Shower or suicide, what do I do?
                -- Julie Brown, "Will I Make it Through the Eighties?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  413 of 2182

Biz is better.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  414 of 2182

Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  415 of 2182

Black people have never rioted.  A riot is what white people think blacks
are involved in when they burn stores.
                -- Julius Lester
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  416 of 2182

Black shiny mollies and bright colored guppies,
Shy little angels as gentle as puppies,
Swimming and diving with scarcely a swish,
They were just some of my tropical fish.

Then I got mantas that sting in the water,
Deadly piranhas that itch for a slaughter,
Savage male betas that bite with a squish,
Now I have many less tropical fish.

        If you think that
        Fish are peaceful
        That's an empty wish.
        Just dump them together
        And leave them alone,
        And soon you will have -- no fish.
                -- To My Favorite Things
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  417 of 2182

Blackout, heatwave, .44 caliber homicide,
The bums drop dead and the dogs go mad in packs on the West Side,
A young girl standing on a ledge, looks like another suicide,
She wants to hit those bricks,
        'cause the news at six got to stick to a deadline,
While the millionaires hide in Beekman place,
The bag ladies throw their bones in my face,
I get attacked by a kid with stereo sound,
I don't want to hear it but he won't turn it down...
                -- Billy Joel, "Glass Houses"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  418 of 2182

Blame Saint Andreas -- it's all his fault.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  419 of 2182

Blessed are the forgetful:  for they
get the better even of their blunders.
                -- Nietzsche
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  420 of 2182

Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
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