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bug, n:
        An elusive creature living in a program that makes it incorrect.
        The activity of "debugging", or removing bugs from a program, ends
        when people get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed.
                -- "Datamation", January 15, 1984
 
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Build a system that even a fool can use
and only a fool will want to use it.
 
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Building translators is good clean fun.
                -- T. Cheatham
 
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Bullwinkle:     You just leave that to my pal.  He's the brains of the outfit.
General:        What does that make YOU?
Bullwinkle:     What else?  An executive.
 
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Bumper sticker:
        All the parts falling off this car are
        of the very finest British manufacture.
 
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Bunker's Admonition:
        You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
 
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BURBULATION:
        The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in
        an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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Bureau Termination, Law of:
        When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out,
        the number of employees in that bureau will double within
        12 months after the decision is made.
 
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bureaucracy, n:
        A method for transforming energy into solid waste.
 
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bureaucrat, n:
        A politician who has tenure.
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