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But like the Good Book says... There's BIGGER DEALS to come!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  522 of 2182

But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft a-gley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief and pain
For promised joy.
                -- Robert Burns, "To a Mouse", 1785
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  523 of 2182

But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  524 of 2182

But Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  525 of 2182

But scientists, who ought to know
Assure us that it must be so.
Oh, let us never, never doubt
What nobody is sure about.
                -- Hilaire Belloc
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  526 of 2182

But sex and drugs and rock & roll, why, they'd bring our blackest day.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  527 of 2182

But since I knew now that I could hope for nothing of greater value than
frivolous pleasures, what point was there in denying myself of them?
                -- M. Proust
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  528 of 2182

But soft you, the fair Ophelia:
Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws,
But get thee to a nunnery -- go!
                -- Mark "The Bard" Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  529 of 2182

But these pills can't be habit forming;
I've been taking them for years.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  530 of 2182

But this has taken us far afield from interface, which is not a bad
place to be, since I particularly want to move ahead to the kludge.
Why do people have so much trouble understanding the kludge?  What
is a kludge, after all, but not enough K's, not enough ROM's, not
enough RAM's, poor quality interface and too few bytes to go around?
Have I explained yet about the bytes?
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