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cabbage, n:
A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as
a man's head.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Cache:
A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one
is supposed to know is there.
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Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.
-- Fred Allen
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Californians are a strange people. They'll put every chemical known to God
and man up their nostrils and then laugh at you for putting sugar in your
coffee.
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Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb
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Call things by their right names... Glass of brandy and water! That is the
current but not the appropriate name: ask for a glass of fire and distilled
damnation.
-- Robert Hall, in Olinthus Gregory's, "Brief Memoir of the
Life of Hall"
[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to logical names.]
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Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missle sighted, target
Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept.
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Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!
-- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"
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Calm down, it's *only* ones and zeroes.
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