Freebsd Fortunes 3

cabbage, n:
        A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as
        a man's head.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Cache:
        A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one
        is supposed to know is there.

Cahn's Axiom:
        When all else fails, read the instructions.

California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.
                -- Fred Allen

Californians are a strange people.  They'll put every chemical known to God
and man up their nostrils and then laugh at you for putting sugar in your
coffee.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
                -- Indian proverb

Call things by their right names...  Glass of brandy and water!  That is the
current but not the appropriate name: ask for a glass of fire and distilled
damnation.
                -- Robert Hall, in Olinthus Gregory's, "Brief Memoir of the
                   Life of Hall"

        [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
         referring to logical names.]

Calling J-Man Kink.  Calling J-Man Kink.  Hash missle sighted, target
Los Angeles.  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept.

Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!
                -- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"

Calm down, it's *only* ones and zeroes.