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Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for
the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.
                -- John Maynard Keynes
 
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CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
        Play your hunches.  This is a day when luck will play an important
        part in your life.  If you were smarter, you wouldn't need so much
        luck and you wouldn't be reading your horoscope, either.  You are
        a suspicious person, and it will occur to you that astrologers
        don't know what they're talking about any more than your Aunt Martha.
 
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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
        Follow your instincts.  You are much too scatterbrained to do anything
        else, such as think.  Romance is in the air, but not for you, so forget
        it.  That pimple on the end of your nose will get worse.
 
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CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 19)
        You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.  You don't do
        much of anything and are lazy.  There has never been a Capricorn
        of any importance.  Capricorns should avoid standing still for
        too long as they tend to take root and become trees.
 
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Captain Penny's Law:
        You can fool all of the people some of the time, and
        some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
 
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Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5...
 
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Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected.
Carefully planned projects take four times longer to complete than expected,
mostly because the planners expect their planning to reduce the time it
takes.
 
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Carney's Law: There's at least a 50-50 chance that someone will print
the name Craney incorrectly.
                -- Jim Canrey
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  589 of 2182

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of
fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture.  Of course,
the same can be said of dirt.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  590 of 2182

carperpetuation, n:
        The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen
        times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting
        it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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