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Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  62 of 2182

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes,
bathe and not make messes in the house.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  63 of 2182

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
                -- R. Heinlein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  64 of 2182

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
                -- Samuel Goldwyn
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  65 of 2182

Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell you
that a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?"
is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobile form of slime
mold!" in the mouth of a hotel cocktail waitress.
                -- Elizabeth Zwicky
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  66 of 2182

Anyone who has had a bull by the tail
knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  67 of 2182

Anyone who imagines that all fruits ripen at the same time
as the strawberries, knows nothing about grapes.
                -- Philippus Paracelsus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  68 of 2182

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President
should on no account be allowed to do the job.
                -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  69 of 2182

Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination of education or of government by any one
particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people.
                -- Eleanor Roosevelt
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  70 of 2182

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
                -- Groucho Marx
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