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Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  642 of 2182

Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
 
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Cheops' Law:
        Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
 
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"Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please,
                which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't care much where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  645 of 2182

Chess tonight.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  646 of 2182

CHICAGO:
        Where the dead still vote... early and often!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  647 of 2182

Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #36:
        Never ever ask the tough looking gentleman wearing El Rukn
headgear where he got his "pyramid powered pizza warmer".
                -- Chicago Reader 3/27/81
 
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Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84:
        The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request
for overheated passengers.  When your timer pops up, the driver will
cheerfully baste you.
                -- Chicago Reader 5/28/82
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  649 of 2182

Chicagoan:      "So, where're you from?"
Hoosier:        "What's wrong with Indiana?"
 
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Chicken Little was right.
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