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An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin,
cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup
can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother.
-- Arthur Naiman
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Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that
shivers when it's warm.
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Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like
them. That's when they come over and violate your body space.
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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
despite every effort to teach them good manners.
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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're
going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones
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Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash
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Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them.
Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually
repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
-- Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
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Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."