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Chicken Soup:
        An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin,
        cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken soup
        can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother.
                -- Arthur Naiman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  652 of 2182

Chihuahuas drive me crazy.  I can't stand anything that
shivers when it's warm.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  653 of 2182

Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like
them.  That's when they come over and violate your body space.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  654 of 2182

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
despite every effort to teach them good manners.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  655 of 2182

Children are unpredictable.  You never know what inconsistency they're
going to catch you in next.
                -- Franklin P. Jones
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  656 of 2182

Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  657 of 2182

Children begin by loving their parents.  After a time they judge them.
Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  658 of 2182

Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually
repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  659 of 2182

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
                -- Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  660 of 2182

Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."
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