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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  771 of 2182

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  772 of 2182

CONFIRMED BACHELOR:
        A man who goes through life without a hitch.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  773 of 2182

Conflicting research paradigms
Have legitimized various crimes.
        The worst we can see
        Is in psychology,
Measuring reaction times.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  774 of 2182

Conformity is the refuge of the unimaginative.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  775 of 2182

Confucius say too damn much!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  776 of 2182

Confucius say too much.
                -- Recent Chinese Proverb
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  777 of 2182

Confusion will be my epitaph
as I walk a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
but I fear that tomorrow we'll be crying.
                -- King Crimson, "In the Court of the Crimson King"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  778 of 2182

Congratulations!  You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.
If there's anything special we can do for you, anything at all, don't
hesitate to ask!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  779 of 2182

Congratulations!  You have purchased an extremely fine device that would
give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you
undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver.
Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS OWNER'S MANUAL
CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE.  YOU ALREADY UNPACKED IT, DIDN'T
YOU?  YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH
THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH
SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS
CHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS, RIGHT?  AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTING
TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, RIGHT???  WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE DEVICES
RIGHT AT THE FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  780 of 2182

Congratulations are in order for Tom Reid.

He says he just found out he is the winner of the 2021 Psychic of the
Year award.
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