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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  781 of 2182

Conjecture: All odd numbers are prime.

        Mathematician's Proof:
                3 is prime.  5 is prime.  7 is prime.  By induction, all
                odd numbers are prime.
        Physicist's Proof:
                3 is prime.  5 is prime.  7 is prime.  9 is experimental
                error.  11 is prime.  13 is prime ...
        Engineer's Proof:
                3 is prime.  5 is prime.  7 is prime.  9 is prime.
                11 is prime.  13 is prime ...
        Computer Scientists's Proof:
                3 is prime.  3 is prime.  3 is prime.  3 is prime...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  782 of 2182

Conquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  783 of 2182

Conscience doth make cowards of us all.
                -- Shakespeare
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  784 of 2182

Conscience is defined as the thing that hurts
when everything else feels great.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  785 of 2182

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
                -- H.L. Mencken, "A Mencken Chrestomathy"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  786 of 2182

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  787 of 2182

CONSENT DECREE:
        A document in which a hapless company consents never to commit
        in the future whatever heinous violations of Federal law it
        never admitted to in the first place.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  788 of 2182

Conservative:
        One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
                -- Leo C. Rosten
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  789 of 2182

Conservative, n:
        A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished
        from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  790 of 2182

"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..."
                -- Professor in the UCB physics department
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