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In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.
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Corrupt, stupid grasping functionaries will make at least as big a muddle
of socialism as stupid, selfish and acquisitive employers can make of
-- Walter Lippmann
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Corruption is not the No. 1 priority of the Police Commissioner.
His job is to enforce the law and fight crime.
-- P.B.A. President E.J. Kiernan
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Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
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Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch, and have it yell
at people to save their core images before logging them out? I'm sure
the cattle prod would be effective in this regard. In any case, a traverse
mounted iguana, while more perverted, gives better traction, not to mention
being easier to stake.
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Counting in binary is just like counting
in decimal -- if you are all thumbs.
-- Glaser and Way
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Counting in octal is just like counting
in decimal -- if you don't use your thumbs.
-- Tom Lehrer
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Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
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Courage is grace under pressure.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear.
-- Mark Twain