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Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  872 of 2182

DATA:
        An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  873 of 2182

DATA:
        Computerspeak for "information".  Properly pronounced
        the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  874 of 2182

David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans":

        * Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO
        * Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE"
        * Hourly motel rates
        * Vast majority of Elvis movies made here
        * Didn't just give up right away during World War II
                like some countries we could mention
        * Goatees & Van Dykes thought to be worn only by weenies
        * Our well-behaved golf professionals
        * Fabulous babes coast to coast
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  875 of 2182

Davis' Law of Traffic Density:
        The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to
        1.5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  876 of 2182

Davis's Dictum:
        Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  877 of 2182

DAWN:
        The time when men of reason go to bed.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  878 of 2182

Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  879 of 2182

DEADWOOD:
        Anyone in your company who is more senior than you are.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  880 of 2182

Dealing with failure is easy:
        Work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle:
        You've solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to improve.
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