Freebsd Fortunes 3

APPENDIX:
        A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.

Applause, n:
        The echo of a platitude from the mouth of a fool.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

April is the cruelest month...
                -- Thomas Stearns Eliot

AQUADEXTROUS:
        Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub
        faucet on and off with your toes.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

aquadextrous, adj.:
        Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
        You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
        You lie a great deal.  On the other hand, you are inclined to be
        careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over
        and over again.  People think you are stupid.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
        A friend will step forward and confide in you about your breath.  Rely
        on your outgoing personality and winning smile to get you into a lot
        of trouble.  Be relaxed, things will change.  Look for a pink slip on
        payday.  Stop wetting your bed.

AQUARIUS (Jan.20 - Feb.18)
        You are the type of person who never has enough money to do what
        you want.  Don't expect things to get any better today, either.
        As a matter of fact they might get worse.  Intensify your
        relationship with your bank and any friends you have who might be
        able to lend you a few bucks.

Aquavit is also considered useful for medicinal purposes, an essential
ingredient in what I was once told is the Norwegian cure for the common
cold.  You get a bottle, a poster bed, and the brightest colored stocking
cap you can find.  You put the cap on the post at the foot of the bed,
then get into bed and drink aquavit until you can't see the cap.  I've
never tried this, but it sounds as though it should work.
                -- Peter Nelson

Are we not men?