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DEATH WISH:
        The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  912 of 2182

Debug is human, de-fix divine.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  913 of 2182

DEC diagnostics would run on a dead whale.
                -- Mel Ferentz
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  914 of 2182

Decemba, n:     The 12th month of the year.
erra, n:        A mistake.
faa, n:         To, from, or at considerable distance.
Linder, n:      A female name.
memba, n:       To recall to the mind; think of again.
New Hampsha, n: A state in the northeast United States.
New Yaak, n:    Another state in the northeast United States.
Novemba, n:     The 11th month of the year.
Octoba, n:      The 10th month of the year.
ova, n:         Location above or across a specified position.  What the
                        season is when the Knicks quit playing.
                -- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  915 of 2182

DECISIONMAKER:
        The person in your office who was unable
        to form a task force before the music stopped.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  916 of 2182

Decisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really over-
whelming majority of the crowd present.  Abusive and obscene language may
not be used by contestants when addressing members of the judging panel,
or, conversely, by members of the judging panel when addressing contestants
(unless struck by a boomerang).
                -- Mudgeeraba Creek Emu-Riding and Boomerang-Throwing Assoc.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  917 of 2182

Declared guilty... of displaying feelings of an almost human nature.
                -- Pink Floyd, "The Wall"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  918 of 2182

Decorate your home.  It gives the illusion
that your life is more interesting than it really is.
                -- C. Schultz
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  919 of 2182

"Deep" is a word like "theory" or "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of
marvelous things.  It's one thing to be able to say "I've got a theory",
quite another to say "I've got a semantic theory", but, ah, those who can
claim "I've got a deep semantic theory", they are truly blessed.
                -- Randy Davis
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  920 of 2182

DEFAULT:
        The hardware's, of course.
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