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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  971 of 2182

Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship
the number zero?

Is nothing sacred?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  972 of 2182

Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have
only recaptured 116 of them?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  973 of 2182

Did you know?
                EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED,
                           APPROXIMATELY
                       150,000,000 YEASTS ARE
                              KILLED

                 Come to the award-winning 1987 film,
                  "The Very Small and Quiet Screams"
        -- a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked.

A must for those who care about yeast, and especially for those who don't.

                             SPONSORED BY
                Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC)
               Student Bakers for Social Responsibility
              Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL)
                   Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters

Defend all life: "From greatest to least, from human to yeast!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  974 of 2182

Did you know about the -o option of the fortune program?  It makes a
selection from a set of offensive and/or obscene fortunes.  Why not
try it, and see how offended you are?  The -a ("all") option will
select a fortune at random from either the offensive or inoffensive
set, and it is suggested that "fortune -a" is the command that you
should have in your .profile or .cshrc. file.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  975 of 2182

Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  976 of 2182

Did you know that for the price of a 280-Z you can buy two Z-80's?
                -- P.J. Plauger
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  977 of 2182

Did you know the University of Iowa
closed down after someone stole the book?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  978 of 2182

Did you know....

That no-one ever reads these things?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  979 of 2182

Didja' ever have to make up your mind,
Pick up on one and leave the other behind,
It's not often easy, and it's not often kind,
Didja' ever have to make up your mind?
                -- Lovin' Spoonful
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  980 of 2182

Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
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