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Didja' ever have to make up your mind,
Pick up on one and leave the other behind,
It's not often easy, and it's not often kind,
Didja' ever have to make up your mind?
-- Lovin' Spoonful
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 980 of 2182 |
Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 981 of 2182 |
"Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 982 of 2182 |
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore
would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
-- John Barrymore's dying words
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 983 of 2182 |
Diet Mountain Dew has the same pH and density of urine.
-- Newsweek, 31 July, 1989
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 984 of 2182 |
Dieters live life in the fasting lane.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 985 of 2182 |
Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 986 of 2182 |
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
-- Don Vonada
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 987 of 2182 |
Dignity is like a flag.
It flaps in a storm.
-- Roy Mengot
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 988 of 2182 |
Dime is money.
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