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Dinner suggestion #302 (Hacker's De-lite):
        1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce
        1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast
        1 carton milk
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  992 of 2182

Dinosaurs aren't extinct.  They've just learned to hide in the trees.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  993 of 2182

Diogenes, having abandoned his search for
truth, is now searching for a good fantasy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  994 of 2182

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone
asked him, after a few days.
        "Not too bad", replied Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  995 of 2182

Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century.
Politics is about surviving until Friday afternoon.
                -- Sir Humphrey Appleby
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  996 of 2182

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  997 of 2182

Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.
                -- Daniele Vare
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  998 of 2182

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
                -- Wynn Catlin
 
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Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
                -- Balfour
 
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diplomacy, n:
        Lying in state.
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