|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1977 of 2327|
Justice is incidental to law and order.
-- J. Edgar Hoover
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1978 of 2327|
A decision in your favor.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1979 of 2327|
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
-- Franz Kafka, "RS's 1974 Expectation of Days"
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1980 of 2327|
Kamikazes do it once.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1981 of 2327|
Where the men are men and so are the women!
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1982 of 2327|
Karlson's Theorem of Snack Food Packages:
For all P, where P is a package of snack food, P is a SINGLE-SERVING
package of snack food.
Gibson the Cat's Corrolary:
For all L, where L is a package of lunch meat, L is Gibson's package
of lunch meat.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1983 of 2327|
Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child?
Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present
at the conception.
-- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1984 of 2327|
Men and nations will act rationally when
all other possibilities have been exhausted.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have
exhausted all other alternatives.
-- Abba Eban
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1985 of 2327|
Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics:
Population density is inversely proportional
to the square of the distance from the keg.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1986 of 2327|
A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence
of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.