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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  824 of 2327

If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he
really a guru at all?
                -- Strange de Jim, "The Metasexuals"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  825 of 2327

If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it
is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
                -- Joseph C. Goulden
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  826 of 2327

IF A KID ASKS YOU where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him
is, "God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing
to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  827 of 2327

If a listener nods his head when you're
explaining your program, wake him up.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  828 of 2327

If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.
                -- Friedrich Nietzsche
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  829 of 2327

If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed.
                -- Thomas Wolfe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  830 of 2327

If a man is not a liberal at 25, he has no heart.
If he's not a conservative by 45, he has no brain.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  831 of 2327

If a man loses his reverence for any part of life,
he will lose his reverence for all of life.
                -- Albert Schweitzer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  832 of 2327

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the
separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience,
it might well prolong his life.
                -- Charles Darling, "Scintillae Juris, 1877
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  833 of 2327

If a nation expects to be ignorant and free,
... it expects what never was and never will be.
                -- Thomas Jefferson
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