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If you love something set it free. If it doesn't
come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.
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If you make a mistake you right it
immediately to the best of your ability.
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year
with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
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If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you;
but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
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If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll
be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
-- Ann Landers
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If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody
in the whole wide world, don't trust him. It means he experiments.
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If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
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If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.
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If you need anything just whistle.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?
Just put your lips together and blow.
-- Lauren Bacall, "To Have and Have Not"
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If you notice that a person is deceiving you,
they must not be deceiving you very well.