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Insanity is inherited, you get it from your kids!
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Insanity is the final defense. It's hard to get a refund when
the salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.
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Finding out that you've mispronounced for years one of your
Realizing halfway through a joke that you're telling it to
the person who told it to you.
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Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
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Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
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Inspector: "Mrs. Freem, was this your husband's first
Mrs. Freem: "His first fatal one, yes."
-- Woody Allen
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Inspiration without perspiration is usually sterile.
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't
they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning
anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five
years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
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Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
-- Edgar W. Howe
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Integrity has no need for rules.