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Fortune: 1041 - 1050 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1041 of 2327

If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation,
I would have recommended something simpler.
                -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile,
                   Commenting on the Almagest, by Ptolemy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1042 of 2327

If the master dies and the disciple grieves,
the lives of both have been wasted.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1043 of 2327

If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched,
then this sentence would not be false.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1044 of 2327

If the Nazi's had television with satellite technology, we'd all be
goose-stepping.  Americans are just as suggestible.
                -- Frank Zappa
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1045 of 2327

If the odds are a million to one against something
occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1046 of 2327

If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.
                -- Anatole France
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1047 of 2327

If the rich could pay the poor to die for them,
what a living the poor could make!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1048 of 2327

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1049 of 2327

If the standard says that [things] depend on the phase of the moon,
the programmer should be prepared to look out the window as necessary.
                -- Chris Torek
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1050 of 2327

If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will.
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