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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1101 of 2327

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
                -- Abigail Van Buren
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1102 of 2327

If you are not for yourself, who will be for you?
If you are for yourself, then what are you?
If not now, when?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1103 of 2327

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient
evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than
words.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1104 of 2327

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is
sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions
speak louder than words.
                -- Fran Lebowitz
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1105 of 2327

If you are over 80 years old and accompanied
by your parents, we will cash your check.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1106 of 2327

If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your business;
over 80 you are neglecting your golf.
                -- Walter Hagen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1107 of 2327

If you are smart enough to know that you're not
smart enough to be an Engineer, then you're in Business.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1108 of 2327

If you are too busy to read, then you are too busy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1109 of 2327

If you are what you eat, does that mean Euelle Gibbons really was a nut?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1110 of 2327

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.
                -- Louis-Ferdinand Celine
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