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If you float on instinct alone, how can you
calculate the buoyancy for the computed load?
-- Christopher Hodder-Williams
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If you fool around with something long
enough, it will eventually break.
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If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
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If you give Congress a chance to vote on
both sides of an issue, it will always do it.
-- Les Aspin, D, Wisconsin
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If you go on with this nuclear arms race,
all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
-- Winston Churchill
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If you go out of your mind, do it quietly,
so as not to disturb those around you.
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are
all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were
-- Jack Handey
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If you had better tools, you could more
effectively demonstrate your total incompetence.
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If you had just one moment to live
And they granted you one special wish
Would you ask for something
Like another chance.
-- Traffic, "The Low Spark of Hi Heeled Boys"
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If you hands are clean and your cause is just
and your demands are reasonable, at least it's a start.