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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1161 of 2327

If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1162 of 2327

If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.
                -- Bette Davis
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1163 of 2327

If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1164 of 2327

If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at the dedication of a
new cat hospital, and you hate cats, your reply, declining the invitation,
does not necessarily have to cover the full range of your emotions.  You must
make it clear that you will not attend, but you do not have to let fly at cats.
The writer of the letter asked a civil question; attack cats, then, only if
you can do so with good humor, good taste, and in such a way that your answer
will be courteous as well as responsive.  Since you are out of sympathy with
cats, you may quite properly give this as a reason for not appearing at the
dedication ceremonies of a cat hospital.  But bear in mind that your opinion
of cats was not sought, only your services as a speaker.  Try to keep things
straight.
                -- Strunk and White, "The Elements of Style"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1165 of 2327

If you have seen one city slum you have seen them all.
                -- Spiro Agnew
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1166 of 2327

If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1167 of 2327

If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.
                -- Louis Armstrong
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1168 of 2327

If you have to hate, hate gently.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1169 of 2327

If you have to think twice about it, you're wrong.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1170 of 2327

If you haven't enjoyed the material in the last few lectures then a career
in chartered accountancy beckons.
                -- Advice from the lecturer in the middle of the Stochastic
                   Systems course.
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