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If you stew apples like cranberries,
they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does.
-- Groucho Marx
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1216 of 2327 |
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
Or some joker who is slicker,
Will trick you of your liquor,
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1217 of 2327 |
If you stick your head in the sand,
one thing is for sure, you're gonna get your rear kicked.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1218 of 2327 |
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1219 of 2327 |
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1220 of 2327 |
If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble
then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real
harm.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1221 of 2327 |
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
-- Mark Twain
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1222 of 2327 |
If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1223 of 2327 |
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
-- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1224 of 2327 |
If you think last Tuesday was a drag,
wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
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