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If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be
to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to
say they had a nice time.  Now you'll be be expected to throw another party
next year.
        What you should do is throw the kind of party where your guest wake
        up several days from now and call their lawyers to find out if
they've been indicted for anything.  You want your guests to be so anxious
to avoid a recurrence of your party that they immediately start planning
parties of their own, a year in advance, just to prevent you from having
another one ...
        If your party is successful, the police will knock on your door,
unless your party is very successful in which case they will lob tear gas
through your living room window.  As host, your job is to make sure that
they don't arrest anybody.  Or if they're dead set on arresting someone,
your job is to make sure it isn't you ...
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1232 of 2327

If you took all of the grains of sand in the world, and lined
them up end to end in a row, you'd be working for the government!
                -- Mr. Interesting
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1233 of 2327

If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them
end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1234 of 2327

If you took all the women at the Harvard Prom
and laid them end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1235 of 2327

If you treat people right they will treat you right -- 90% of the time.
                -- F.D. Roosevelt
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1236 of 2327

If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1237 of 2327

If you wait long enough, it will go away... after having
done its damage.  If it was bad, it will be back.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1238 of 2327

If you want me to be a good little bunny
just dangle some carats in front of my nose.
                -- Lauren Bacall
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1239 of 2327

If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman.
                -- Michelet
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1240 of 2327

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's
read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
                -- Don Marquis
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