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If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be
to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to
say they had a nice time. Now you'll be be expected to throw another party
What you should do is throw the kind of party where your guest wake
up several days from now and call their lawyers to find out if
they've been indicted for anything. You want your guests to be so anxious
to avoid a recurrence of your party that they immediately start planning
parties of their own, a year in advance, just to prevent you from having
another one ...
If your party is successful, the police will knock on your door,
unless your party is very successful in which case they will lob tear gas
through your living room window. As host, your job is to make sure that
they don't arrest anybody. Or if they're dead set on arresting someone,
your job is to make sure it isn't you ...
-- Dave Barry
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If you took all of the grains of sand in the world, and lined
them up end to end in a row, you'd be working for the government!
-- Mr. Interesting
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If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them
end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
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If you took all the women at the Harvard Prom
and laid them end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker
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If you treat people right they will treat you right -- 90% of the time.
-- F.D. Roosevelt
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If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
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If you wait long enough, it will go away... after having
done its damage. If it was bad, it will be back.
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If you want me to be a good little bunny
just dangle some carats in front of my nose.
-- Lauren Bacall
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If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman.
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If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's
read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
-- Don Marquis