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Fortune: 1301 - 1310 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1301 of 2327

Illegitimi non carborundum
(translation: no carbonated drinks allowed.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1302 of 2327

Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot:
it's more like the land He's trying to ignore.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1303 of 2327

Illiterate?  Write today, for free help!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1304 of 2327

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
                -- Voltaire
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1305 of 2327

I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe
that I could have evolved from man.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1306 of 2327

"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
                -- "The Doomsday Machine", when asked if he had heard of
                   the idea of a doomsday machine.
"I'm a doctor, not an escalator."
                -- "Friday's Child", when asked to help the very pregnant
                   Ellen up a steep incline.
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer."
                -- Devil in the Dark", when asked to patch up the Horta.
"I'm a doctor, not an engineer."
                -- "Mirror, Mirror", when asked by Scotty for help in
                   Engineering aboard the ISS Enterprise.
"I'm a doctor, not a coalminer."
                -- "The Empath", on being beneath the surface of Minara 2.
"I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist."
                -- "City on the Edge of Forever", on Edith Keeler's remark
                   that Kirk talked strangely.
"I'm no magician, Spock, just an old country doctor."
                -- "The Deadly Years", to Spock while trying to cure the
                   aging effects of the rogue comet near Gamma Hydra 4.
"What am I, a doctor or a moonshuttle conductor?"
                -- "The Corbomite Maneuver", when Kirk rushed off from a
                   physical exam to answer the alert.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1307 of 2327

I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on
a sports jacket and take off my brain.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1308 of 2327

I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees.  And I want to
 thank everyone for making this night necessary.
                -- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1309 of 2327

I'm all for computer dating, but I
wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1310 of 2327

I'm also inclined to believe that if you wait long enough, you will
eventually have more than 255 of almost *anything*....
                -- A. Lyman Chapin
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