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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1341 of 2327

I'm not proud.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1342 of 2327

"I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M NOT GOING!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1343 of 2327

I'm not sure I've even got the brains to be President.
                -- Barry Goldwater, in 1964
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1344 of 2327

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1345 of 2327

I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't
that good.
                -- Amy Gorin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1346 of 2327

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol
that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1347 of 2327

I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelli-
gence?"  I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there,
and use the word *billions*, and so on.  And then I say it would be astonishing
to me if there weren't extraterrestrial intelligence, but of course there is as
yet no compelling evidence for it.  And then I'm asked, "Yeah, but what do you
really think?"  I say, "I just told you what I really think."  "Yeah, but
what's your gut feeling?"  But I try not to think with my gut.  Really, it's
okay to reserve judgment until the evidence is in.
                -- Carl Sagan
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1348 of 2327

I'm prepared for all emergencies but
totally unprepared for everyday life.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1349 of 2327

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is
-- I could be just as proud for half the money.
                -- Arthur Godfrey
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1350 of 2327

I'm really enjoying not talking to you...
Let's not talk again REAL soon...
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