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Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1372 of 2327

Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
 
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Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.
                -- Lionel Trilling
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1374 of 2327

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.
                -- T.S. Eliot, "Philip Massinger"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1375 of 2327

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
                -- Jack Paar
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1376 of 2327

Immortality -- a fate worse than death.
                -- Edgar A. Shoaff
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1377 of 2327

Immutability, Three Rules of:
        (1)  If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
        (2)  If a small boy can get dirty, he will.
        (3)  If a teenager can go out, he will.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1378 of 2327

IMPARTIAL:
        Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from
        espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two
        conflicting opinions.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1379 of 2327

Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading
it.  Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving
from where you left them to where you can't find them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1380 of 2327

In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble with Lenin
in a very familiar pose - arms raised above him, leading the country to
revolution.  But, it was clear to everybody, that if you looked at it from
behind, it was clear that Lenin was pointing to 11:00, when the Vodka
shops opened, and was actually saying, "Comrades, forward to the Vodka shops.

It became fashionable, when one wanted to have a drink, to take out the
ruble and say, "Oh my goodness, Comrades, Lenin tells me we should go.
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