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In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations --
it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.
-- Stuart Keate
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A catch basin for everything you don't want
to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.
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In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows, unless
the cows are known sluts.
-- Johnny Carson
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In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it
made the World Series just something that came later.
-- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owner
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In buying horses and taking a wife
shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.
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In California, Bill Honig, the Superintendent of Public Instruction, said he
thought the general public should have a voice in defining what an excellent
teacher should know. "I would not leave the definition of math," Dr. Honig
said, "up to the mathematicians."
-- The New York Times, October 22, 1985
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In California they don't throw their garbage away -- they make
it into television shows.
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
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In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.
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In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling
against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled.
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In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!"
-- The Kidner Report