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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1401 of 2327

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations --
it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.
                -- Stuart Keate
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1402 of 2327

IN BOX:
        A catch basin for everything you don't want
        to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1403 of 2327

In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows, unless
the cows are known sluts.
                -- Johnny Carson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1404 of 2327

In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it
made the World Series just something that came later.
                -- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1405 of 2327

In buying horses and taking a wife
shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1406 of 2327

In California, Bill Honig, the Superintendent of Public Instruction, said he
thought the general public should have a voice in defining what an excellent
teacher should know.  "I would not leave the definition of math," Dr. Honig
said, "up to the mathematicians."
                -- The New York Times, October 22, 1985
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1407 of 2327

In California they don't throw their garbage away -- they make
it into television shows.
                -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1408 of 2327

In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1409 of 2327

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling
against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1410 of 2327

In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!"
                -- The Kidner Report
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