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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1431 of 2327

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy.  It's trying to live together
afterwards that causes the problems.
                -- Shelley Winters
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1432 of 2327

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.
                -- Rex Reed
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1433 of 2327

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into
use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather
which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1434 of 2327

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror,
murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci
and the Renaissance.  In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had
five hundred years of democracy and peace -- and what did they produce?
The cuckoo-clock.
                -- Orson Welles, "The Third Man"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1435 of 2327

In just seven days, I can make you a man!
                -- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
        [ (and seven nights...)  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1436 of 2327

In less than a century, computers will be making substantial
progress on ... the overriding problem of war and peace.
                -- James Slagle
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1437 of 2327

In like a dimwit, out like a light.
                -- Pogo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1438 of 2327

In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original.
                -- Bruton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1439 of 2327

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted
to take every advantage of the enemy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1440 of 2327

In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but
the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they
have obtained from books of travel.
                -- Mark Twain
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