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In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other fish.  It changes
into a bird whose wings are like clouds filling the sky.  When this bird
moves across the land, it brings a message from Corporate Headquarters. This
message it drops into the midst of the programmers, like a seagull making
its mark upon the beach. Then the bird mounts on the wind and, with the blue
sky at its back, returns home.

The novice programmer stares in wonder at the bird, for he understands it not.
The average programmer dreads the coming of the bird, for he fears its message.
The master programmer continues to work at his terminal, for he does not know
        that the bird has come and gone.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1472 of 2327

In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
                -- Martin Mull
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1473 of 2327

In the first place, God made idiots;
this was for practice; then he made school boards.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1474 of 2327

In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1475 of 2327

In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?


I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda
        S-O-D-A soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
        Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green
        Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can raise me in the air just by raising his hand
        Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
                -- The STAR WARS Song, to "Lola", by the Kinks
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1476 of 2327

In the future, there will be fewer but better Russians.
                -- Joseph Stalin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1477 of 2327

In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1478 of 2327

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
                -- Lenny Bruce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1479 of 2327

In the highest society, as well as in the lowest,
woman is merely an instrument of pleasure.
                -- Tolstoy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1480 of 2327

In the land of the dark the Ship of the
Sun is driven by the Grateful Dead.
                -- Egyptian Book of the Dead
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