Freebsd Fortunes 4

In the Spring, I have counted 136
different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
                -- Mark Twain, on New England weather

In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.

In the Top 40, half the songs are secret messages to the teen world to drop
out, turn on, and groove with the chemicals and light shows at discotheques.
                -- Art Linkletter

In the war of wits, he's unarmed.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice, there is.

In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
                -- Pliny the Elder

In this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.
                -- Burma Shave

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
                -- Benjamin Franklin

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be
thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
                -- H.L. Mencken

In this world some people are going to like me and some are not.
So, I may as well be me.  Then I know if someone likes me, they like me.