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In the Spring, I have counted 136
different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
-- Mark Twain, on New England weather
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In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
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In the Top 40, half the songs are secret messages to the teen world to drop
out, turn on, and groove with the chemicals and light shows at discotheques.
-- Art Linkletter
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In the war of wits, he's unarmed.
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice, there is.
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In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
-- Pliny the Elder
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In this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.
-- Burma Shave
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In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be
thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
-- H.L. Mencken
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In this world some people are going to like me and some are not.
So, I may as well be me. Then I know if someone likes me, they like me.