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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1491 of 2327

In the Spring, I have counted 136
different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
                -- Mark Twain, on New England weather
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1492 of 2327

In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1493 of 2327

In the Top 40, half the songs are secret messages to the teen world to drop
out, turn on, and groove with the chemicals and light shows at discotheques.
                -- Art Linkletter
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1494 of 2327

In the war of wits, he's unarmed.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1495 of 2327

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice, there is.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1496 of 2327

In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
                -- Pliny the Elder
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1497 of 2327

In this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.
                -- Burma Shave
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1498 of 2327

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
                -- Benjamin Franklin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1499 of 2327

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be
thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1500 of 2327

In this world some people are going to like me and some are not.
So, I may as well be me.  Then I know if someone likes me, they like me.
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