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Insanity is the final defense.  It's hard to get a refund when
the salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1542 of 2327

INSECURITY:
        Finding out that you've mispronounced for years one of your
        favorite words.

        Realizing halfway through a joke that you're telling it to
        the person who told it to you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1543 of 2327

Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1544 of 2327

Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1545 of 2327

Inspector:      "Mrs. Freem, was this your husband's first
                        hunting accident?"
Mrs. Freem:     "His first fatal one, yes."
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1546 of 2327

Inspiration without perspiration is usually sterile.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1547 of 2327

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't
they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning
anything?  If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five
years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1548 of 2327

Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
                -- Edgar W. Howe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1549 of 2327

Integrity has no need for rules.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1550 of 2327

Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way.
                -- Henry Spencer
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