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Intellect annuls Fate.
So far as a man thinks, he is free.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
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Interchangeable parts won't.
 
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INTEREST:
        What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and
        burned out employees must feign.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1554 of 2327

Interesting poll results reported in today's New York Post: people on the
street in midtown Manhattan were asked whether they approved of the US
invasion of Grenada.  Fifty-three percent said yes; 39 percent said no;
and 8 percent said "Gimme a quarter?"
                -- David Letterman
 
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Interfere?  Of course we should interfere!  Always do what you're
best at, that's what I say.
                -- Doctor Who
 
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INTERPRETER:
        One who enables two persons of different languages to understand
        each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the
        interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1557 of 2327

Into love and out again,
        Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
        Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
        All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
        Someone dropped me on my head?
                -- Dorothy Parker, "Theory"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1558 of 2327

INTOXICATED:
        When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1559 of 2327

Introducing, the 1010, a one-bit processor.

INSTRUCTION SET
        Code    Mnemonic        What
        0       NOP             No Operation
        1       JMP             Jump (address specified by next 2 bits)

Now Available for only 12 1/2 cents!
 
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Invest in physics -- own a piece of Dirac!
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