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Involvement with people is always a very delicate thing --
it requires real maturity to become involved and not get all messed up.
                -- Bernard Cooke
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1562 of 2327

I/O, I/O,
It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1563 of 2327

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In Ellen's house it is warm and toasty while fuzzies play in the snow outside.

 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1564 of 2327

IOT trap -- core dumped
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1565 of 2327

IOT trap -- mos dumped
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1566 of 2327

Iowa State -- the high school after high school!
                -- Crow T. Robot
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1567 of 2327

Iowans ask why Minnesotans don't drink more Kool-Aid.  That's because
they can't figure out how to get two quarts of water into one of those
little paper envelopes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1568 of 2327

Iron Law of Distribution:
        Them that has, gets.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1569 of 2327

IRONY:
        A windy day, when, just as a beautiful girl with
        a short skirt approaches, dust blows in your eyes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1570 of 2327

Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?
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